If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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