Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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