A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
cat food counts as protein by the way
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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