But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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