just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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