You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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