your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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