I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
barbara walters just said penis...
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I enjoy the company of your penis
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