At least make sure they are 18
Why
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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