i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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