Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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