so explain again why im purple
no
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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