As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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