I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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