Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Randomize
