i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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