Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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