do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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