I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize