And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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