He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Everyone says I win the strip club
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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