therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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