We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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