It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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