You surviving the open bar?
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i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i was born a porn star she said
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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