I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
They have beer where we have blood.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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