jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize