I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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