Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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