and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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