After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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