Me. At least after what I've been through.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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