i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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