all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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