it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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