jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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