I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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