It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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