He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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