i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
