I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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