I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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