the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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