You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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