There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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