I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
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