we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
