am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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