i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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