but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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