If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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