Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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