Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Drake has all the answers
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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