But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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