the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I will pee on everything he values.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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